90210 BLOW

90210 Recap

 

I scheduled an hour of my precious time to watch this not knowing it was 2 hours long!  I kinda checked out the last 40 minutes, I have a life to live ya know!

Where do I start………the lead character, Annie Wilson (Shenae Grimes) totally reminds me of a brunette Heidi Montag, BLAHHHHHHHH.

 

RATING: 1 Hot Pocket on a scale of 5

 

  • Over-dramatic and predictable.
  • These “high school” girls look like 25 yr old Hooters waitresses.
  • The original Nat is still at a remodeled Peach Pit.
  • Rob Estes from Melrose Place plays a dad.
  • Mrs. Jesse Katsopolis from Full House is his wife.
  • Kelly Taylor looks good and is a single Mom (Dylan McKay probably made a booty call 4 years ago).
  • Then the moment finally came…………I waited over an hour for Brenda Walsh’s grand entrance. I wanted her first scene to be her giving someone the business!! But unfortunately she was playing nice. Boring.
  • She is not looking so good; it’s hard not to notice people’s flaws on a 61” TV with HD.  I was staring at her gapped woodchuck teeth the whole time. Were they always that bucky?
  • We are almost exactly the same age, except her journey has been three miles of bad road.
  • Unless Brenda starts slapping people around, I probably won’t tune in again.

 

 

Take your crazy pill girl!!!!

 

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