Be Chill Don’t Kill

I watched License to Wed on HBO or Showtime yesterday and l liked Reverend Frank’s Ten Commandments Game, since I’m a Bible retard.

Reverend Frank’s

Ten Commandments Quiz Game

 

 

1.              God is #1

2.              Cussin the Man is Outta Hand

3.              Say N.O. to Envy

4.              Sunday is God’s Fun Day

5.              Dad & Mom are the bomb

6.              Be Chill Don’t Kill

7.              It Ain’t Neat to Cheat

8.              Keep it Real, Don’t Steal

9.              It Ain’t Fly to Lie

10.                      Covet? Don’t love it

 

 

Reverend Frank: I’m gonna have to heal you. We have got to pray! We have got to pray! We have got to pray to make it through the day!
Ben Murphy: [pause] Was that M.C. Hammer?

Go Hammer, Go Hammer!