With American Idol being over, and Brit Brit kind of staying outta of the daily entertainment news, who will I make fun of?
Luckily for me, there’s a new a crop a realty TV shows popping up everyday. I have my TIVO season pass to “Living Lohan”. I haven’t watched it yet or anything really since work has sucked every ounce of life outta me the last week and a half. I hate Orange Oprah and all that is any Lohan; I can’t wait to see Dysfunction Junction and comment on the orange mess.
The new Denise Richards “Complicated” show should be interesting as well, what a hot, stupid mess she is! What happened to her, wasn’t she like super hot 15 years ago, now she’s a joke.
I have some requests for me to watch “So You Think You Can Dance”, so I will start watching that to see what up. Is that the show where that Marie Osmond looking chick is always screaming??? I may have to punch her in the face if it is.
I did catch a new show on Spike TV that I immediately got a season pass on the first episode. It’s called 1000 Ways to Die, it’s awesome. Being completely fascinated with findagrave.com, I knew this show was for me!
Another show I’m half-ass watching, “Tori & Dean Inn Love”.
Like, gag me with a hair extension! Could that guy be a bigger SPARE!?
New Summer Shows I will be watching:
Nashville Star: The USA Network’s hit country music competition moves to NBC for its sixth season this summer. On Nashville Star, country music star wannabes compete in a weekly singing competition with the hopes of wining a major recording contract. The season six prize package also includes the performance of a lifetime at the Summer Olympics in Beijing. Billy Ray Mullet will be the show’s new host.
Premiere Date: Monday, June 9
Celebrity Circus: Six celebrities will join the circus for NBC’s new competition series Celebrity Circus! According to the network, “Guided by top experts…stars will have eight weeks to train and perfect their acts. Then, in a stunning and magical circus environment, they will showcase their amazing skills for America. To perform at their best, they will have to go beyond anything they have done before, pushing their bodies and minds to the limits.” Viewer votes will determine who remains in the competition each week.
Premiere Date: June 11
Greatest American Dog (Working Title): The scoop from CBS on the network’s new reality show Greatest American Dog: “Owners and their pets – from ‘pageant dogs’ to those simply trained at home – will live together and compete against each other in games that put the owners’ ability to train their dogs to the test. The winning team will walk away with a $250,000 cash prize!”
Premiere Date: Thursday, July 19
One final note kids: Don’t do drugs, it’s bad for your skin!!!!!
